Because "Infinite Stars" wouldn't fit on the label.
Let’s be honest: trying to quantify the King of Kings with a star rating is like trying to measure the ocean with a thimble. He’s the Alpha, the Omega, and the Creator of the very stars we’re using to rate Him. Technically, He deserves a rating that breaks the internet and transcends the 1–5 scale entirely.
But since most online reviews cap out at five, this hoodie does the talking for you. It’s a bold, witty nod to the fact that in a world full of "okay" experiences and "average" reviews, there is one who is consistently, perfectly, and eternally Top Tier.
