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'Bruh - Read Your Bible' Men's Hoodie

'Bruh - Read Your Bible' Men's Hoodie

Regular price $35.00 USD
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Because guessing His will is a bold strategy, my guy.

We’ve all been there. You’re staring at the ceiling, asking for a sign, a fleece, or a literal sky-written message about what you should do next. Meanwhile, there’s a 2,000-page manual sitting on your nightstand gathering dust.

The "Bruh—Read Your Bible" hoodie is the ultimate, lighthearted reality check for the modern believer. It’s a humorous nudge to ourselves and our brothers that you can’t really claim to be "seeking God’s will" if you’re ghosting His Word.

Faith Out Loud

  • The Ultimate "Correction in Love": It’s the perfect icebreaker for the friend who’s always "waiting for a word" while ignoring the one already written down. It says what we’re all thinking, but with a grin.
  • Stop the Guesswork: God’s will isn't a magic trick or a hidden puzzle; it’s revealed in His Word. This hoodie is a wearable PSA that the answers are already in your hands—you just have to open the book.
  • Relatable Faith: It shows that you’re a man who takes the Truth seriously, but doesn't take yourself too seriously. It’s faith with a sense of humor.

Sizing Chart

Because each item is made to order just for you, we cannot accept returns or exchanges for sizing errors. To ensure the perfect fit, please double-check our sizing charts before completing your purchase. Comparing these measurements to a favorite garment you already own is the best way to guarantee a look you’ll love!

Sizing Chart (Inches)

Size Body Length Body Width Sleeve Length
Small 26" 20" 33"
Medium 27" 22" 34"
Large 28" 24" 35"
XL 29" 26" 36"
2XL 30" 28" 37"
3XL 31" 30" 38"

Measurement Definitions
To ensure the best fit, follow these measurement guidelines:
  • Body Length: Measured from the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the bottom hem.
  • Body Width: Measured across the chest, approximately 1 inch below the armhole.
  • Sleeve Length: Measured from the center back of the neck, across the shoulder, and down to the end of the cuff.

Care Instructions

To keep your gear looking fresh and ensure the design stays vibrant, follow these specific care guidelines. Proper maintenance is essential in order to prolong the life of your item and protect the DTF (Direct-to-Film) transfer from wear.

Quick Care Guide
  • Turn Inside Out: Always flip the garment inside out before tossing it in the machine. This protects the print from rubbing against other fabrics.
  • Cold Water Only: Wash on a cold or lukewarm setting (max 30°C/86°F). High heat is the enemy of DTF transfers and can cause peeling after several washes.
  • Go Gentle: Use a mild detergent and a gentle cycle. Avoid bleach, harsh "stain-fighting" chemicals, and fabric softeners, which can break down the print's bond.
  • Dry Low Heat: For best results, let your apparel air dry. If you must use a dryer, stick to the lowest heat or "tumble dry" setting.
  • Never Iron the Print: If you need to iron the garment, do so on a low setting with the shirt inside out. Never let a hot iron touch the transfer directly.
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